Total Medals Earned: 610 (From 75 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,145 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
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Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/10 (315/465 points)
Touch a stink bug.
Complete a level with a score lower than 130k.
Score between 130k and 170k
Use up all of your pollen.
Complete the daytime levels.
Complete the night levels.
Score between 190k and 210k
Complete a level set without touching any stinkbugs.
Score between 170k and 190k
Score over 210k
Medals Earned: 6/9 (125/375 points)
Kill 2 Doctors in the operating theater.
Infect singer in the backstage.
Infect poor rat.
Infect 3 dogs in bonus scene #1.
Complete the game.
Kill himself with a knife in bonus scene #2.
Kill himself with a gun in bonus scene #2.
Medals Earned: 12/18 (240/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Shoot mom in the face
Get Dad Carriage Death
Trap the squirrel
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/35 points)
Beat the game without wasting a single hour.
Beat the game with only a few hours wasted.
Medals Earned: 5/14 (40/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 4/8 (25/225 points)
Submit your score
Score less than 20,000 points
Play the game at least 10 times in one go.
Get a combo of 5 or more
See all 7 score message in one go.
Gain over 120,000 points!
Receive all medals on NewGrounds
Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Beat the game.
Kill the boss without dying.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Medals Earned: 3/10 (25/500 points)
Lose a life on the second level.
Lose a life on the stakes.
Die electrocuted
Achieve 30,000 points
Finish all 25 levels
Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
Achieve 75,000 points
Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game